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Setting:  Back table, strategy group, giving directions, getting the natives students to settle down.
Me:  Sometimes we have to do things we don't like.
Boy:  Yeah, like take a bath...last night.
Me:  Yeah....(turned a little bit so he wouldn't see me chuckle)

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Setting:  Classroom, teacher giving directions for a project

Teacher:  So, if you lose any of these pieces, c'est la vie (say la vee)

Students, in a chorus:  La vee

Me, laughing hysterically, and the students confused as to what the joke was...

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Setting:  Classroom, wanting to get started on small group lesson

Boy:  Can I get a drink?

Me:  Very quickly.

Boy:  Yeah, my throat is feeling a little rusty.

We now return for your regularly scheduled programming....